jokes of the day

Akpors and his Wife Ekaette
were watching News on T.V
when an Announcement was
made that any Family with 5
Children should come with them
to Government house Asaba to
collect 8 million naira.
Akpors then said to his Wife,
Take care of this our 3 Children,
i have 2 Children outside this
Marriage, let me go and get
them.
Akpors went and came back
with the 2 Children and did not
see the 3 Children. He was
shocked and asked his wife
Where the 3 Children ?
Wife replied, You think say na
only you hear the news, their
Papa hear am too, he don come
collect them.