JOKEs OF THE DAY

It is only In Nigeria you'll find a
graduate of
Mechanical Engineering doing
his NYSC in a
Police station.
It is only in Nigeria that one
person is using
Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8
all at once. You
be Bill gate?? Abi na you invent
internet?
It is only in Nigeria that you
willsee a
graduate of
law working as a generator
repairer.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see
madman dey
control
traffic, people wey their
head correct dey obey...
Na 4 only Naija chemist, you go
see puf-puf,
chin-chin, dougnut, chewing
stick, santana,
etc
inside him shop.
Na 4 only Naija, driver dey blow
horn for
traffic
red light make e quick turn to
Green.
Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see
the president
senior the country itself.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see
advertfrom native
doctor on how to make quick
money.
Na 4 only Naija, you fit get
aeroplane with
200
naira recharge card.
Na 4 only Naija, NEPA go give
youlight for one
day in a month yet you pay
bill of one month.
Na 4 Naija obituary postal dem
go say "MAMA
HAS RELOCATED".